realsoon:

I’ve had days like this before.

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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

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boprey148:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to grocery store and awkwardly follows woman who looks like mom around the entire time not realizing mom is still at home and I came to the store alone*

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athickgirlscloset:

this never gets old.

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kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

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orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

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gurl:

15 Memorable Moments From The Powerpuff Girls

Never more true spoken words

gurl:

15 Memorable Moments From The Powerpuff Girls

Never more true spoken words


dearbassy:

Friend sbj commissioned me one of the best things to ever happen—Powerpuff Girls inspired by Esther Quek.

No joke, she gave me an entire zip file of Esther Quek photos. Bubbles and Buttercup’s outfits were directly pulled from specific outfits, while Blossom’s was pulled from different ones. 

Featured are some of my favorite details and face shots of the girls sans sunglasses. 

Im in love



lamelohan:

whenever i forget my headphones at home

image

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